Last night at 9:30 PM I ordered the Chicken Crispers at Chili’s. I ate them, and less then 30 minutes after finishing I was at home asleep.

I had a variety of strange dreams, including one where I was eating a glue stick.

I woke up at 4 feeling like I’d been punched in the stomach.

Went back to bed, woke up later…

And walked around all day feeling like I’m still completely full of Chicken Crispers.

I STILL haven’t gotten hungry.

A total mystery.

But I don’t think I’ll order the Chicken Crispers anytime soon.

Just thought I’d share.