Yesterday I attempted to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. It was toasted perfectly, and I would have achieved my goal…except that we were out of mayonnaise. (note: sandwich pictured above was not my sandwich. Just a stock photo. My sandwich both tasted and looked better)

This prompted an argument with Lyndsay: is mayonnaise (or miracle whip, if that’s your preferred substitute) an ingredient in the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? I say absolutely. Lyndsay says no, and it’s a ridiculous question.

To solve this dilemma, I have made a poll. Please do your duty as a US citizen and vote.

(If you’re reading this on facebook and can’t see the poll, click here to be taken to my website)